Tuesday, October 24, 2006
Trying to be good
It turns out Mr. Piggy"s picture didn't get added, so here it is now! I love Mr. Piggy, I carry him around all day.
After day o' destruction (Mr. Piggy and Mr. Bear's fault), I decided I had better be good, so I listened, sat when I was told to sit, tried to stay when I was told to stay. I was doing really good, till we went to the dog park. Why was that dumb man sitting on the ground at a dog park? How was I to know I wasn't supposed to pee on his back?! I mean, really, his back was just there waiting for me, so I lifted the old leg and let 'er rip. Then I heard my lady yelling "NOOOOOOOO" and then she was running towards me and the guy started to panic, all he saw was some crazy person (Hee HEE, she looked really funny!) running right at him and yelling, he didn't know what I was doing behind his back, and that she was trying to get me to stop. Silly Lady! If she had just ignored it, he never would have known I marked him.....so then we had to leave the dog park, I heard her muttering about "being embarrassed and hoping never to see him again,". Why was she embarrassed? A dogs gotta do what a dogs gotta do!
So the next day we went to another dog park! YEAH! Sniff, sniff, sniff, lift the old leg and pee on a guy's shoe and leg, I got told to stop AGAIN! What's with that, how come I'm not supposed to pee on people? I don't get it. Sheesh, what a bunch of party poopers, or party pee'ers.
So, here are some photogs of me chewing on my leather strap and resting after all that peeing.
Murph the pee dog