Wednesday, May 30, 2007
I hope I have "little bit" forever........
Tuesday, May 29, 2007
So I've been doing my best, but it ain't good enough, I started chewing on the bed pillows again, cause I was bored, bored, BORED! Then I got in trouble and those same dang pillows got waved around in my face and it scared the living daylights outta me, so I ran and hid. I have never been hit with a pillow, or clothes, or anything, but when things starts waving around near me I FREAK OUT! So no more freakin' pillow chewing.
After the pillow chewing I barked at absolutely nothing. Then I pushed open the door into the garage and the garage door was open, so I ran for it. FREEEEEDOMMMM HAAAAA! I ran three blocks away and my lady had to come chase me in her car. Then I wouldn't let her catch me, and she got mad cause some stranger just stood there and laughed at her, instead of trying to help. Here's a dirty little Murph secret, when my lady calls "Murphey come", I only do it if I want to, and I didn't want to. I finally got caught cause my lady went into someone's backyard and I followed to see what was there and then she shut the gate and I was caught. Crap.
Then it was back home for more boring laying around. All in all, I'm feeling pretty pissy. I'm so peeved off, I read everybody's blogs today and didn't leave one comment, it's too hard to leave a comment when I'm so cranky. I heard three more days of rain, bummer.
Cranky Dude Murph
Thursday, May 24, 2007
After my nap I made a discovery, the trash can! I jumped up and got this cool container. I ran to me bed to see what was in the container, hmmmm.
What more could a pup ask for, his lady and butter. Life is good.
Thursday, May 17, 2007
There's something on the computer my lady uses to get maps and stuff, when she's not looking I'm gonna get on and plan my route. But first the keys....
Well, actually first is a visit to the dog park. Look at these foolish pups, fighting over a toy! Why would they do that when they could be........
and running some more!
and finally running so freakin' fast that the stupid camera almost didn't catch me!
Hey, once again I'm getting left behind, some stupid wedding in California and no dogs allowed. Sheesh, my lady's gotta get new friends and family, all this dog free crap sucks.
Post ya later dudes and dudettes.
Monday, May 14, 2007
When I do end up at Starbucks, I get left in the car while my lady runs in to get her coffee. I look across the street and check out the Jack in the Box. I want one of those shakes I see on TV, but I never get one. or maybe a hamburger, or some fries, yeah, fries, that would taste good. I am such a poor deprived baby.....
Here I am contemplating how to drive. One day my lady is going to leave the keys in the car and I am gonna take off and leave her. I know I could do it if I could just figure out how to reach the gas pedal at the same time as the steering wheel. Maybe someday.
Sunday, May 13, 2007
I lift a paw in honor of you, dear Fufu, We'll miss you.
A sad Murph and His Lady
Tuesday, May 08, 2007
I spend my time in the backyard doing three important things, I sniff, hoping to find a frog or two to catch. I like when they jump, then I jump, then I bark, it's really cool. Usually I only find frongs late at night, then I get in trouble for barking and waking the neighbors. Whatsup with that!? No frogs today.
So I sniffed some more, it smelled like SQUIRRELS! I hate those darn things. I bark when I see them and run fast and try to catch them. I haven't caught one yet, but I'm still young and there is still hope for me.
And here are some Mulberries that fell off our tree. I don't eat them cause them make me sick. There are so many of them and the birds and butterflies love them. Some of them have been there a long time (clean that deck lady) and they are starting to ferment. They smell kind of like cheap booze (or so I've been told). I wonder if they make the birds drunk? I wish they would make the squirrels drunk, then maybe I could catch one. Hmmmm. Drunk Squirrels, now that would be funny.
After the big date trip to the Dog Park, life kinda returned to the normal routine, except for one small thing, my lady COOKED. I mean, she actually went into the kitchen, chopped up fruits and veggies and made real food. I love it when she does that cause I get to hang out under her feet and wait for good stuff to fall 0n the floor. Once it hits the floor it's fair game for MEEEE!
Here I am chowing down on some yummy cantelope.
Now I'm chewing on some fabulous broccoli, crunch, crunch, crunch, I loves the raw broccoli, although I make really strange faces while eatting it. I think it's good for me and helps keep me from getting a broken butt, like poor old Tanner!
After all that cookin', it was time for my real dinner. Now, here's how I work this (and I KNOW I am not the only one to do this), I first move everything around in my bowl with my nose, I push it around, I sniff it, I even lick a little bit of it. After I have done that I gently, gently place a few bites in my mouth and then I....
Drop it on the floor next to the bowl! Come on guys, I know I'm not the only one to do this!
After I get about half on the floor, I eat what's left in the bowl. When the bowl is licked clean I then nibble up all the bites I dropped on the floor. My lady always asks if the ones I drop on the floor are my favorites. She asks "Are you saving the best for last?" But I'm not telling, there is a perfectly good reason for what I do, but no one needs to know but me. Sometimes I even leave a few bits on the floor for later!!!! But for some reason they usually get swept up before I can eat them, I've been told they might attract ants, whatever!
Friday, May 04, 2007
Hey, is she here? I think that's her car...... I plan on being calm, cool and sophisticated when she gets out of her car.
First we are going to share a drink, a boy always lets the girl drink first! See the pretty scarf she wore just for our date? It's green on one side and pink on the other, way cool. Notice I'm looking around to make sure no one tries to get in on our date.
Then I made my move, Hello Sophie! Let me walk right next to you. So far the date went right as planned, then
It got interrupted by a DOG RUN! Which I rather enjoyed, but it kind of made Sophie mad, cause she doesn't run. so she ignored me the rest of the time I was there.
Maybe next time the date will end better, if I can control my urge to run with the big dogs....
Hey, it must been brown dog day at the park, cause look, we were all brown or tan!!!!