Then the weekend came, oh yeah, the weekend, which means only one thing DOG PARRRRRK! So I waited, and waited, and waited some more. My lady kept saying "later", and then she would run the vacuum, I hate that thing, then she got out the mop, I really hate the mop, then she piled up the laundry, sprayed stinky stuff in the bathroom, and used something she called a scrub brush. I even got a bath, and that's when I realized, I wasn't gonna get to go to the dog park, not after getting a bath. But maybe we were going to do something more fun, like have a party, WHOO HOO a party, I could invite Audrey and Maggie and Morgan and Bradie, and then my lady could invite some people, how cool is that....Then the food started coming out, see me checking it out? Yummy, it looks so good, I wish it wasn't so high up!
Oh, and here comes Judy and Audrey, man I am happy, the guests are starting to arrive!
What, you want to take me on a walk? Let me put on my jacket and Audrey and I are ready to go!
Yeah, well, what I didn't realize it that Audrey and I were gonna get dumped, DUMPED I say, at Judy's house. Then Judy got to go back to my lady's and eat all that food, and party with all the other peoples that showed up, and there Audrey and I were, by ourselves and not even a kibble to share. I think New Year's Eve is a terrible holiday, and my lady is one cruel party thrower, no dogs allowed, erghhhhh.
So when I finally got taken home and smelled all the people and the food that had been there and couldn't even find any crumbs for me to eat, I just sat there and gave my lady the look, you know, the "you suck" look, the look that says "you don't really love me", the look that says "I won't forgive you until you rub my belly and feed me treats" and then maybe, just maybe, I won't wake you up at 6:30 am (but I did, serves her right!)
So here is the look in all it's glory. I practice in the mirror when no one is home.....