First things first, I am FINE! Just as my lady was getting ready to load me up and take me to the vet, it happened, and it wasn't pretty! But it looked like all the sweater came out, big, old hunks of it. Okay, I'll stop right there before you get too gross of a visual in your head. Once it happened, the first thing I went for was the sweater, can't say I'm too smart sometimes....but my lady threw it away.
So on to the flippin' part of the day.....it was all I heard from my lady, flippin' internet, flippin' firewall, flippin' computer......Whooo, she sounded mad. I kind of left the room and let her go at it. But apparently when she tried to log me on so I could tell everyone I was okay, she got blocked, her firewall told her that blogger beta was A SEX SITE! Umm, I know that every now and then a dog might show off a little underside action, and I know there might be some looooooove connections out there, oh yeah, and some card lickin' and sniffin' that goes on, but really, a sex site? I don't think so.
That problem solved and the next one popped up, yeah, the computer won't let her download her pictures, nope, not a one, not even an attempt at a download, it just won't acknowledge the hardware at all, this is when I heard a really loud FLIPPIN' Computer. Umm, okay, time for me to calm my lady down.
How did Itry to calm her down you might ask? Well, I love my squeaky pig, so I figured a few squeaky choruses would make her feel better, squeak, squeak, squeak, real load and fast for about five minutes, yeah, that didn't work, Mr. Piggy got put away, Hey I was just trying to help. If she can ever figure out how to put videos on her site, she could show you how good I am at squeaking Mr. Piggy.
Then I decided if I jumped real high all around her while barking, she would cheer up, well, that didn't work either, instead she sent me outside.
A hole, yeah, that's it, I dug the biggest hole right by the pecan tree, that should have cheered her up. Yeah, no so much, instead of her being happy I ended up getting my feet washed. Bummer.
So here's what I say, too darn bad about all the flippin' bad stuff, but lady, cheer yourself up!
So hopefully pictures tommorrow.
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13 comments:
Wow - did you get a picture of the poop? I think we should have a DWB most amazing poop contest!
Bussie Kissies
Buster
oh, glad you have vomited out all of the sweater and threads! i bet it taste good at first but when you wanna let it go, it kinda stinks!
i hope no one report this to the santa paw or else you won't be getting any present this year.
wet wet licks
Boo
Oh no. I hope your computer behaves itself and let's your lady upload your pic soon.
~ fufu
Hi Murph,
Glad that it all out now.. whew.. Next time no more sweaters ok, socks tastes better..
Poor Murph! You were so nice to try and cheer your mama up though. We hope to see your cute pictures soon.
T-man
buster has a great idea for a contest there! doofus face loves to eat ear plugs, which he finds because mom sleeps with them in because she said that too many things in the bed snore. (no clue who she means) So dad will find multi colored poops all through the yard... FANCY!
Yikes, so scary!~ Glad to hear that some of that sweater made it's way out!!! Feel better buddy...
Toby
Murph
It's been awhile since I visited your blog. You've grown quite a bit!!!
You've been Xmas tagged by the way. Please visit my blog to find out more!
Love
Fei & E
Hi Murph,
I have just tagged you.. go check out my blog!
Good for you for trying to cheer your lady up Murphey, I have no idea why none of those cheered her up... they really should, I mean, they would have TOTALLY cheered me up!!
Blogger beta SUCKS big time right now!!
Love nibbles,
Miss Sunshade
Hey Murphey
Glad to know you are feeling better. What kind of sweater did you eat?
I hope it was cashmere...to make it worth your while.
xoxoxo
Chelsea
dear murphey,
is the sweater yummy? does it taste anything like lamb?
very, very curious,
fee
You are sooo helpful!!
Thanks for the Christmas card!
- Charlie
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