First things first, I am FINE! Just as my lady was getting ready to load me up and take me to the vet, it happened, and it wasn't pretty! But it looked like all the sweater came out, big, old hunks of it. Okay, I'll stop right there before you get too gross of a visual in your head. Once it happened, the first thing I went for was the sweater, can't say I'm too smart sometimes....but my lady threw it away.
So on to the flippin' part of the day.....it was all I heard from my lady, flippin' internet, flippin' firewall, flippin' computer......Whooo, she sounded mad. I kind of left the room and let her go at it. But apparently when she tried to log me on so I could tell everyone I was okay, she got blocked, her firewall told her that blogger beta was A SEX SITE! Umm, I know that every now and then a dog might show off a little underside action, and I know there might be some looooooove connections out there, oh yeah, and some card lickin' and sniffin' that goes on, but really, a sex site? I don't think so.
That problem solved and the next one popped up, yeah, the computer won't let her download her pictures, nope, not a one, not even an attempt at a download, it just won't acknowledge the hardware at all, this is when I heard a really loud FLIPPIN' Computer. Umm, okay, time for me to calm my lady down.
How did Itry to calm her down you might ask? Well, I love my squeaky pig, so I figured a few squeaky choruses would make her feel better, squeak, squeak, squeak, real load and fast for about five minutes, yeah, that didn't work, Mr. Piggy got put away, Hey I was just trying to help. If she can ever figure out how to put videos on her site, she could show you how good I am at squeaking Mr. Piggy.
Then I decided if I jumped real high all around her while barking, she would cheer up, well, that didn't work either, instead she sent me outside.
A hole, yeah, that's it, I dug the biggest hole right by the pecan tree, that should have cheered her up. Yeah, no so much, instead of her being happy I ended up getting my feet washed. Bummer.
So here's what I say, too darn bad about all the flippin' bad stuff, but lady, cheer yourself up!
So hopefully pictures tommorrow.