Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Interview of My Lady

Before we got the little dude, following in all those pup reporters paws out there I interviewed my lady. So without further delay here it is.

M: So, lady, what time is dinner?

K: As soon as we finish this interview.

M: What are we having, is it good?

K: Murph, you get the same thing every night, kibble, yogurt and veggies.

M: I do? Why is that?

K: Is this really what people want to know?

M: I don't really care what the pups out there want to know, I want to know! Just answer the question, or I'm gonna throw the book at you.

K: What book, what are you talking about? How much TV do you watch when I am at work?

M: I'm asking the questions here. So, what took you so long to bust me outta the pound?

K; Murph, you had only been there three days before I adopted you.

M: Three long, miserable, cold, lonely, snowy, icy days. It felt like forever you big slow poke!

K: I think that might be a slight exaggeration, it was August in Dallas, I doubt you were cold or that there was snow or ice.

M: Why are you so hostile, I thought Texans were nice people.

K: Well, actually, I'm not a Texan. I'm a third generation Californian, I moved to Dallas because of my job.

M: Are you saying Californians aren't nice?

K: No, don't put words in my mouth. I'm just saying where I came from.

M: What do you do at work all day?

K: I work for an airline, and I makes sure we comply to all security regulations.

M: YAWNNNN, Boring. Are you married?

K: You know I'm not married, you live with me, do you see a husband around?

M: Hey sassy pants, no need to get snappy with me, or I'm gonna bust out the tough questions and really make you look bad.

K: Do you want to eat tonight? If so you had better not be to tough on me.

M: Well, that's all folks, she's as boring as she sounds! I'm off to eat dinner.

That's it for now, more Murph and Reilly shots to come.


Lorenza said...

Hi, Murphey.
Where you hungry when you made that interview with your Lady?? You didn't give us the chance to know her better!! I hope you had enjoyed your dinner!
Have a nice day

Sparky said...

Hahaha, I enjoyed reading that. Enjoy your dinner!


Joe Stains said...

I don't understand why the humans go to these BORING jobs all day instead of hanging out with us!

Girl Girl Hamster said...

Oh. that's a great interview. hope you enjoyed your dinner

~ girl girl

Frasypoo said...

That was funny,Murphey !!!
I hope you enjoyed dinner!

Stanley said...


Thanks for the interview about your dinner. I can picture you bellying up to your bowl about now.

Goober love,