Monday, May 14, 2007

Driving!

There are two words that I love to hear,


LET'S GO!!!!


That means that where ever my lady is going, I GET TO GO~!~! And for me, that's good news.

When I hear those words I run to whichever door my lady is standing at, when it opens I run out so fast you can't even see me. Sometimes my leash is on and when I run out like that I end up going "GAGHHKKKKK!" and I fly up in the air and flip around, all because I'm moving faster than my lady and that darn collar yanks me back. Ya'd think I'd learn not to run out the door when the leash is attached, but hey, I'm too excited to think!

Other times the door we go out leads into the garage, and that is my FAVORITIST cause it means I'm going on a car ride, I LOVE THAT! I never have to get told to "Load Up" cause I am in the car so fast before the door is even open all the way. One time I whacked my head on the door when I was getting in, my stupid lady laughed at me, what a poop she is.
If we are going far I get buckled in with my own seatbelt. But most times we're just off to the dog park, so I jump in back.

See how happy I am?
I can stand up and look out the window and look for dogs to bark at. I always see some poor sucker of a dog getting walked down the street, I bark really loud to let them know that I am going somewhere fun! Bark Park Bark Park Bark Park! (I won't even talk about the times I get suckered into thinking I'm going to the dog park and I end up at the vet, or stupid Starbucks).

When I do end up at Starbucks, I get left in the car while my lady runs in to get her coffee. I look across the street and check out the Jack in the Box. I want one of those shakes I see on TV, but I never get one. or maybe a hamburger, or some fries, yeah, fries, that would taste good. I am such a poor deprived baby.....



Here I am contemplating how to drive. One day my lady is going to leave the keys in the car and I am gonna take off and leave her. I know I could do it if I could just figure out how to reach the gas pedal at the same time as the steering wheel. Maybe someday.



9 comments:

Maggie said...

I love that picture of you sitting behind the wheel in the driver's seat. Hey, come pick me up and we can go for a spin for a burger and fries, okay?

Love ya lots,
Maggie

Butchy & Snickers said...

Hey Murphey,
You need to get one of your doggie pals to come for the ride with you, then have the other doggie push on the gas pedal while you steer! hehehehehe! We're up for a ride, we would love to get some fries & a burger.
Luv & Wirey Hugs!
Butchy & Snickers

Sweets-littlebigman said...

I, too, would love to come for a ride. Can you come to Canada? I'm too little to help you drive. I guess I could step on the gas pedal for ya! Love the first photo of you in the back of the car. You look sooooo excited and happy. That is really sweet! I love barking at other doggies when I am in the car. Isn't it the best?

Toodles,
Sweets

Boo said...

murphey, i recognise that 2 words pretty well too. and it's the same meaning as you described! yes, i love 'LET'S GO'!

wet wet licks

Boo

Liberty Doo Dah said...

Heyya Murph!
Tell you what! I'll come over and help you and we can take off together! What a road trip it would be!!
AireCRUISE!
Liberty

Buster the Wired Fox Terror said...

CAR RIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bussie Kissies
Buster

Girl Girl Hamster said...

Murphey, you look so cute and happy to go out for the car ride. I hope you get some fries


~ fufu

Lorenza said...

Hi, Murphey. Your really enjoy your car rides!
My mom says "Vamos?" and I know what that means. Walkie or car ride!
Have a nice day.
Lorenza

Huskee Boy said...

Let me know when you figure out how to gain control of the car.. I'd love to join you for to any fast food joint for some burgers and fries..!!