Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Cranky Dude

No picture, no good stories, I am just one cranky dude. It has been raining here in the Big D, raining A LOT. Which means no dog park, only short walks (cause it stops raining, we start walking and then the dam* rain starts again) and the dog door is shut, to keep me from tracking in the mud. Crapola on that.

So I've been doing my best, but it ain't good enough, I started chewing on the bed pillows again, cause I was bored, bored, BORED! Then I got in trouble and those same dang pillows got waved around in my face and it scared the living daylights outta me, so I ran and hid. I have never been hit with a pillow, or clothes, or anything, but when things starts waving around near me I FREAK OUT! So no more freakin' pillow chewing.

After the pillow chewing I barked at absolutely nothing. Then I pushed open the door into the garage and the garage door was open, so I ran for it. FREEEEEDOMMMM HAAAAA! I ran three blocks away and my lady had to come chase me in her car. Then I wouldn't let her catch me, and she got mad cause some stranger just stood there and laughed at her, instead of trying to help. Here's a dirty little Murph secret, when my lady calls "Murphey come", I only do it if I want to, and I didn't want to. I finally got caught cause my lady went into someone's backyard and I followed to see what was there and then she shut the gate and I was caught. Crap.

Then it was back home for more boring laying around. All in all, I'm feeling pretty pissy. I'm so peeved off, I read everybody's blogs today and didn't leave one comment, it's too hard to leave a comment when I'm so cranky. I heard three more days of rain, bummer.

Cranky Dude Murph


Asta said...

Oh Murphy
don't be cranky, the rains gotta stop sometime, and if it doesn't we can all go in an ark or sumpin togefer.
You can drive????wow the onliest keys I have are on my teefing ring, and nooo car..but we could do a road trip , actually what I'd like is to chase you round and round..man can you run..I love that
Asta( ps...leave your pix in my guestbook when you're over being cranky )

Maggie said...

Tell your mom to head to the grocery store and pick you up a marrow bone! They're good for quite a few hours and it cleans your teeth too!

Love ya lots,

Tofu Burger said...


So you got caught huh? Was your lady mad or just worried? I like the latter because I'll get extra special attention/treats, and my ma just feels stupid and guilty. I can get away with most anything... how about you?


Girl Girl Hamster said...

Aw.. Poor Murphey. Please dont be cranky... I'm sure there's some toys you can play with.

~ girl girl

Lorenza said...

Hi, Murphey. Don't be cranky. We can't do anything against nature.
Sure you enjoyed chewing those pillows, right?
Take loooong naps, that helps to spend time while the rain stops!
Have a good night

Joe Stains said...

murphey having selective hearing about being called is definitely a terrier thing. we only come if we want to as well.

Liberty Doo Dah said...

Oh Murphy!
Isn't it well known that when a terrier is bored, they're utterly unpredictabe?? Mum has to bring a bag of kookies w/her when I get out. I ALWAYS come for food!

Boo said...

murphey, i hate raining too. there were so many times when my hooman decided to bring me to the park and then stopped coz they said it's raining! raining means bad news!

wet wet licks