Wow!

Thanks to all who recognized my masterful chewing ability. Later in the week I'll show you my Cuz, I tore that suckers legs off, ate 'em, then pooped 'em out. Pretty green lumps in my poop, my lady didn't think it was so funny. Bummer.

Well, I wish I had a photo, but our camera died at a moment of one of my greatest triumphs, and one of the stupidest things I have ever done, all in one. Ya see, I finally did it, I destroyed my bed. Earlier I showed some photos of the beginning of the bed destruction, which was all payback for my lady leaving me behind. This weekend I finally finished the job. Yup, I threw the entire insides out, tore up the outside real good, so it couldn't be fixed, then left the pieces all over the bedroom. It was super dooper destructorama. I was so proud! Well, until that night, I was really tired and went to lay on my bed and all that was there was an empty brown furry sack.....NO BED?! What was I supposed to do, I whined, I snuffled around, I even tried to scratch it into a comfortable pile, and it just didn't work. And my lady just said "You wrecked your bed, now you have to face the consequences."

Umm, whatever. I gotta figure out how to get her magic card out of her wallet and order me a new bed on the computttterer. That will teach her.

Master Bed Destructor Murphey, that's me.