Monday, April 23, 2007

Wow!

Thanks to all who recognized my masterful chewing ability. Later in the week I'll show you my Cuz, I tore that suckers legs off, ate 'em, then pooped 'em out. Pretty green lumps in my poop, my lady didn't think it was so funny. Bummer.

Well, I wish I had a photo, but our camera died at a moment of one of my greatest triumphs, and one of the stupidest things I have ever done, all in one. Ya see, I finally did it, I destroyed my bed. Earlier I showed some photos of the beginning of the bed destruction, which was all payback for my lady leaving me behind. This weekend I finally finished the job. Yup, I threw the entire insides out, tore up the outside real good, so it couldn't be fixed, then left the pieces all over the bedroom. It was super dooper destructorama. I was so proud! Well, until that night, I was really tired and went to lay on my bed and all that was there was an empty brown furry sack.....NO BED?! What was I supposed to do, I whined, I snuffled around, I even tried to scratch it into a comfortable pile, and it just didn't work. And my lady just said "You wrecked your bed, now you have to face the consequences."

Umm, whatever. I gotta figure out how to get her magic card out of her wallet and order me a new bed on the computttterer. That will teach her.

Master Bed Destructor Murphey, that's me.

13 comments:

Maggie said...

Murphey,
You seem to be in quite the destructive mood - first your Cuz and then your bed! What next? I'm not sure this is the greatest idea!

Love ya lots,
Maggie

Boo said...

gosh murphey, no bed? u can always share your lady's bed!

i wanna see the green poo!

wet wet licks

Boo

Sweets-littlebigman said...

That sounds like you had a great ol' time. I, too, would have loved to have seen a photo! Not just of your poop, though. I shake and toss my bed around, but I just can't seem to destroy it. It's not from a lack of trying, though! Sounds like you had a very 'active' weekend.

Toodles,
Sweets ^..^

Bella said...

You Go Murph I'm with you on the mess with the toys but maate - the bed !!! that's off limits - As you've found no where to turn six time & snuggle into !! OOOPps

Wuffs
Bella

Sunshade said...

What about just use your lady's bed for now??? Dont' tear that bed up until your new bed has arrived ok?

Love nibbles,
Miss Sunshade

Marvin The Dog said...

hey! Well done Murphey, nothing like a bit of destruction to keep them on their toes!

ha ha ha!

love and licks Marv xxxxxx

Ivy said...

tee hee! i luv destructing things too but i haf never torn apart my bed. i am most impressed. i hope you get a new one soon!

Buster the Wired Fox Terror said...

You need to jump up on the big bed!

Geen lumpy poop? I would have enjoyed a pic of that.

Bussie Kissies
Buster

The Airechicks said...

Murphey:

We think you might have a problem...we'll have to do an intervention....but in the meantime your lady needs to at least offer you her bed....

When you get the magic card....get the REALLY BIG bed.....

Fu Fu said...

Oh no Murphey, I hope you get a new fluffy and comfy bed soon


~ fufu

Joe Stains said...

wow pooping out cuz feet and eating your bed, I think you are my new hero!

e said...

Murphey you rock. Both you and Fei are aggressive chewers!

What was a treat toy (the kind you hide treats in) was destroyed by Fei in minutes when it should last years. ok maybe I was exaggerating.

Fei

Jessie and Jake said...

Oh you ruined your bed - you poor thing. We know how you feel when your just being a dog and then you get into just a wee bit trouble.

Jessie LOVES chewing sticks and rocks so we relate - we aren't allowed in the house though so your sort of lucky you got one in.