The lady got all weird last weekend and told us we couldn't go out until the cards got done. No walkies, no treats, nada. She hasn't even opened any that we have received, she feels guilty about opening them when we haven't sent ours out.
"So get to it" I told her! So she did, printing, glueing, writing, folding, addressing, it was crazy, papers, cards, envelopes were everywhere. I helped by sneaking onto the table when she went to the bathroom and throwing her nice neat piles onto the floor. She didn't look to happy with that. I wonder why?!
So I told Reilly to get ready, cause the one way we could help was to lick the envelopes. Now look, you can see what naturals we would be at that.
"So get to it" I told her! So she did, printing, glueing, writing, folding, addressing, it was crazy, papers, cards, envelopes were everywhere. I helped by sneaking onto the table when she went to the bathroom and throwing her nice neat piles onto the floor. She didn't look to happy with that. I wonder why?!
So I told Reilly to get ready, cause the one way we could help was to lick the envelopes. Now look, you can see what naturals we would be at that.
I mean, look at that tongue!
That is one big tongue. He should be a natural at this envelope licking.I decided it was important to get my tongue ready for the work,
So I stretched it,
by doing some some curls, first to the center,
then to the side! But ya know what I found out, that glue tastes terrible!
BLEEECH!!!
So I made the lady lick the envelopes.
32 comments:
Oh Murph!!! We appreciate our card even more... now that we know at least you attempted to try and help your lady. You two are so photogenic!
Loves,
Tofu
You're absolutely right, Murphey! That envelope glue is the WORST tasting stuff! YUK!
What great helpers you and Reilly are!
Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch
We got your Christmas card in the mail today! I love it! Thank you so much!
Sparky
Hi, Murphey
Like you, I left that licking thing to my mom!
You two look great with your tongues ready to work!
Have a good night
Lorenza
Mom finally did a smart thing, she bought the envelopes you don't need to lick.
Yeah...glue taste horrible !!
I stepped in a bug glue tray and tracked it all over new hardwood floors and tried licking it off too!
Frasier
Sorry about the glue! We got your card today! Thank you so much!
Hey Murph,
My my..you two are really helpful aren't you? Your lady sure is ungrateful. Harrumph.
Thanks so much for the card! We don't like the glue either...maybe next year they can make beef or chicken flavored envelopes....
Many Sniffs
Waylon & Willie
Murphey
I've missed you, but now i know why...that's a lot of wowk..you both have exceptionally bootiful tongues, but glue tastes supew yucky, so i would NOT do any glue licking
smoochie kisses
Asta
(I'm still not all done with mine)
Hey pals, just woofing by to say hello and thanks for the pawsome xmas card! J x
We got your awesome card in the mail today, Murphy and Reilly! Thank you so much! We love your smiling faces! You guys are too cute in your Santa hats!
Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch
Hi Murphey and Reilly. Thanks so much for the Holiday card that you guys worked so hard on. Good thing you left the envelope licking to your mom. We tried to help with that part to, but one lick was enough for us. ISH! We'll be by again to keep up with all your adventures! Belly Rubs, Tasha & Eva.
P.S. We see that you guys are Texas pups. If you would like to see some pictures of the snow we got stop by our blog.
Even my hooman girl can't stand that nasty envelope glue. Nasty nasty!
Knowing all of the work you guys (and your lady) put into your cards makes me feel a little guilty. Can't wait to see it in the mail!
Goober love,
Stanley
I just loved your card!! You look like such a happy family. Murph, you've got a million dollar smile :)
We got your card. You are the best helpers. I was lazy and made my mom do ours all by herself. :)
oh geesh you guys are cute cute cute. is a schnorkie a schnauzer and yorkie? i, Bailey, am a proud schnoodle = schnauzer/poodle - standard size. i'm cute too! hee hee. so we got your card. now you can have fun again. and no licking those yukky cards. you do have great tongues though. hee hee.
woofers.
Dear Murphey and Reilly
Thank you very much for your bootiful Christmas card. Our mum has been demented just like your mum, Kathleen. You should receive our card any day now. I don't lick .. I just supervise and wave the paw at my mum. Someone has to try to keep her in line.
Love from Hammer
wakakakakaka Murphey, this is a good one. Let the lady do it by herself....but I think Reily can stick 3 stamps once. Reily got big tongue!! LOL
Haa haa. you look so funny in that last pic Murphey. I hope your lady's tongue isn't numb from all the envelope licking
~ Girl girl
I got your Christmas card today. I love the picture on the card. It must have taken ages to get a picture to have all 3 faces smiling together.
No wonder I can smell you, you have helped to lick the envelopes. What about the stamps?
Luv,
Snowball
Murphey, thanks for all of the effort you and your mom put into your nice cards. I got mine this weekend! Thank you!
That is a very impressive tongue, I must say.
Your friend, Lenny
Wooo Murphey, Reilley, and Mom!
Thank woo for the beautiful Christmas card. It is totally awesome!!!
Hugs,
Sitka
I agree with you, I made my mommy lick all the yucky envelopes too!
We love getting all the cards in the mail, what a big DWB family we have.
Frenchie Snorts
Balboa
I agree....Dad had our little biped lick the envelopes. SHe thought it was fun. THanks for the card!
Woo woo, Kelsey Ann
hey murphey & reilly,
i got your card i got your card! thank you for the lovely card.
wet wet licks
Boo
THOSE TONGUE'S LOOK SUPER biG!
IMAGINE all the water you can lick up!
I love the pics!!!! I got your card...thank you.
Hi Guys! Thanks for the card! We posted it on my bloggie. Visit us sometime!
xoxo,
Ricky
My mama LOVES that first pic of Reilly.. (I am jealous..) Hmmmph..
Blech!!! We didn't lick envelopes either (anyway, we're too busy chewing pencils).
Mom finally used the old wet paper towel method. Boy were we relieved.
Murphey and Reilly (and Kathleen), thank you for the cute card!!
Wirey woofs,
Jake and Just Harry
Hi Murphey and Reilly, thank you for the lovely card! Me and mommy love it! The pics are great, gee, I didn't taste glue before.
Amber :)
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