Friday, September 21, 2007

Look, He's GROWN!

I would like to thank everyone for their sympathy over Mr. Eggplant's death. I am busy looking sad in hopes that I will get more toys to destroy. I think it's working, I heard the lady talking about heading off to Petsmart, WHOO HOO!

But, I found out something really, really bad today. It looks like Reilly man is going to be bigger than ME! What kind of crap is that? He was supposed to be about 9 to 11 pounds, and he weighs 15!!!!!!! And the little poop head is still growing! That is completely unacceptable. I told the lady to stop feeding him so he won't grow anymore, but no luck.

So you can see how much he has grown,

Looking at his bed he came with....


Me telling him to get out, he doesn't fit anymore.


Just to prove he doesn't fit, look, LOOK! Man, I am so outta luck, he's gonna be bigger than me. I think more food and toys would make me feel better (ya hear that lady!)

10 comments:

Lorenza said...

Hi, Murphey
I didn't want to tell you but I was suspecting that Reilly would grow to be bigger than you!
That bed is sooo small now! I hope he doesn't try to steal yours!
Have a nice day
Lorenza

Boo said...

don't worry murphey, he still has a long way before he can get bigger than you.

wet wet licks

Boo

Asta said...

Murphey
I've missed you, but I can see you have your paws full with Reilly..you know biggew is not necessawily better..but go ahead and ask fow consolation toys and tweats..you desewve them
smoochie kisses
Asta

Frasier said...

Hiya Murph
I bt you can still take him!!
Though you have grown since your profile picture!
Frasier

Maggie & Mitch said...

He might be bigger than you one day but he'll never have your knowledge and experience! If it makes you feel any better, Mitch is bigger than I am too!

Love ya lots,
Maggie

Pacco de Mongrel said...

wow! reily had grown much bigger now..

so who's going to use that bed??

mayb ur humans are heading to petsmart to buy hima new bed instead

Sparky said...

Wow, he has really grown! He might pass you soon, Murphy! It looks like he needs a new bed.

Sparky

Luckie Girl said...

Hey Murph,
Gee, I wish I could comfort you by saying you can still get bigger and perhaps outgrow him. but I don't think that's going to happen right?
happy belated barkday to your lady! Same barkday huh? I wonder if they are the same OLD age. hehehe

Joe Stains said...

you and me both need to bulk up, you know the number for Barry Bond's doctors??

Stanley said...

Hey, Murph man!

It's about attitude, not size. If you have bigger attitude than in reality, you ARE the bigger dog. Who cares how much he weighs.

Remember bud. Keep making it clear that YOU are the boss... as lovingly as you can big brudder.

Goober love,
Stanley