Wednesday, June 06, 2007

The Chew Toy

I really like my green and white chew toy. I chew on it all the time, but I have one favorite place to chew on my toy......ON MY LADY! That's right, I like to jump up on her and press my sharp chewed up toy on some part of her body and start chewing. On her arm, on her neck, or if she's watching TV, on her belly! Usually she stops me cause I am pressing it right into her flesh, whatever lady, toughen up!

But here I am in prime chewing position.....Laying on her belly, Yup! Toy in mouth, Yup!
Get ready and.....

Press the pokiest part into the tummy, place paws around the chew toy and begin chewing and pressing the toy really hard into my lady, I need traction!

If the position isn't quite right, it is time to readjust, how about here?

See how happy it makes me?! Wish I could get a picture of me pressing it into her neck to chew, although she always makes me stop when I do that, I wonder why?

(Perhaps because the sharp edges poke me and hurt? I had to buy him another one because he chewed the first one into a shank and he actually cut me with it! Whenever he chews it he tries to get it very close to my face, almost as if he is trying to share his chew toy with me, and all I can say to that is GROSS!)


Lorenza said...

Hi, Murphey.
There is always a favorite place to chew a toy on and I think you found the perfect one! Even if your Lady doesn't like it!
And also you have a great technique to chew it.
Have a nice day

Asta said...

I think it's generous, not gross!
Murphey you're the cutest, my Mommi's tummi is too soggy, I would sink heheheh
smoochie kisses

Joe Stains said...

wow you shanked your own MOM! good job! I don't chew on toys so much anymore because I am getting older but man the Doofus is NON stop with his toys. He loves all the nylabone ones like you are chewing there.

Frasypoo said...

Thats a good technique,I need to try it too!

Toby said...

Murphey, thanks for the awsome idea!! I'm gonna try chewing my marrow bones on Mommy next time. (Mom: um, no thank you's bad enough you chew your bones on my pillow!!).

Why are hoomans so uptight?? LOL!~


Boo said...

hahaha murphey, you are funny! you know, hooman never share their toy with us so i don't think we should share ours with them!

wet wet licks


Luckie the Dachie said...

Hey Murphey,
i don't really like hard toys but I do bring my soft toys (wet ones after I chewed them up properly) and place them on Mom so I can continue chewing. It feels better to chew when she's around.

Ben_Benjamin said...

Yeah, thats the best place for chewing toy!!! but mom always push me away coz Im too BIG for her...

fee said...

hi murphey, i just love chewing my toys on my mom too, especially when they are all wet and ickky with my drool. isn't it a lot more fun than chewing on the couch or on the floor!


Tofu Burger said...


Same reaction... you shanked your MOM! hahhahahaha I wouldn't try that more than once Murph. Moms get their pantys in a bunch about those things.
Nice goin' though :)


Liberty Doo Dah said...

Hey Murph!
I ake my mum hold my chews sometimes. Once I got so excited chewing, that I accidently bit my mum right on the edge of her finger! Mum says it hurt! I SWEAR I didn't mean it though!

Sparky said...

Hahaha! My human Lizzy laughed at this post. Murphy, I think I should use my human to help keep my toys balanced just right too!


Huskee Boy said...

Ahhhh.. the hoomans really don't know how to appreciate a good chew! You have been so generous to share it with her.. *wink*

Stanley said...

Hey, Murphy! Put your lady on...

Hi, Lady! Get with the program! You are missing out BIG TIME! Don't you know what an honor it is to be invited to CHEW ALONG with a dog? One chew and you'll be hooked, guaranteed.

Goob love to you & The Murph!