Hey, what is this game we are playing? And how can I operate the controls with no thumb?
Here's what we were playing, it was COOL!
Then it was nap time.

Or at least lay down and quit barking time, for all of us!

Drop in every now and then and I'll let you know what's going on in the life of a terr-mutt and his buddy Reilly the schnorkie.
Don't confuse her with her brother, Slater! He has the bad perm, or curly hair look.
Slater and Coco together, can you see it? Curly and not curly.

Me telling Coco that I think she is beautifullllllll!

Notice you don't see Reilly? He kept trying to write checks he couldn't cash, ya know, barking and snapping at Slater and Coco, when they could eat him in one quick bite, Crazy dog...
For me to even pretend to be as tall as them I had to stand on the couch arm. And Reilly, the big chicken, more on that later, stood on the table.
I enjoy playing with other dogs, but man, Coco and Slater are so big and I ain't no dummy, so I decided to play it safe at first. I went right to the old hidey hole.
Nope, not gonna come out and play, not today!
I finally did get out and play, and we had fun, those big dogs can RUNNNNNNN! More later.
Sad face close up...

Then he rubbed all over the couch like this:

Then he finally had enough of me taunting him, so he went crazy and all bitey face on me.


I call him BB for short now!
Yup, I think she would, Dig Reilly, DIGGGG! Look at Mr. Fancy Pants, just kind of sticking his foot in the dirt, he wouldn't want to get his feet dirty or anything, sheesh.
See how nice that hole is? Now the lady can plant something here if she wants. Yup, we'll help her "garden" anytime.(No thanks boys!)

Here we both are! Unfortunately there aren't enough of us and we aren't quite big enough to look exactly like the 4-B's, but we gave it our best shot! We either need a few more dogs, or a smaller couch, not sure which would be better.
Here is what it looked like right after it happened. Yuck.
But look at him, even though it's doing better, he's still sucking up and trying to get sympathy.
And the lady falls for his sad face every time!
He didn't like it when I came to lay down next to him, he got all wigged out and ran away from me.
Finally he let me check out his bandage up close, at the same time he was showing off his poor me look to the lady. It worked too, he got some treats, but then so did I!

Tomorrow the bandage comes off, so one last look!

I let Reilly know that I will be nice to him today, but tomorrow it's back to beat up on Reilly time!
Hey, the vet told the lady that Reilly was under weight! UNDER WEIGHT?! He already weighs ten pound more than me, I think he's fat, FAT, FATTTTT! I mean really, he was supposed to only weigh 12 to 13 pounds and he's 25 pounds. He gets any bigger and he'll be doing more than knocking me over with his big old body. I think I am going to go eat some more food too, just to see if I can get any bigger. HMPH.